He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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