You're completely useless in the revolution.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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