Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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