So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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