ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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