Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
tell me about the fingering
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