Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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