she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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