it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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