It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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