Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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