just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
