why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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