is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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