T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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