You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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