She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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