oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
