Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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