Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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