its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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