really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize