do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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