I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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