sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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