On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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