All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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