Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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