Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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