He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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