what if I'm pregnant?
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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