He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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