i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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