U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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