I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
