Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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