I want to walk on stilts...naked
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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