You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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