he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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