You're completely useless in the revolution.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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