idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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