You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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