I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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