BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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