He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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