Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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