super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
In America we eat man semen.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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