As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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