I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have demons in me.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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