their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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