i need an iv and a liver transplant
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The feeling are messing with the penis
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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