Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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