If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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