so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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