i don't like sucking hair
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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