i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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